I still remember a teacher of mine who was constantly made fun of
because he spoke English with a mixture of Malayalam and English and the constant use of the word “that” while
he talked. Sample this-“I want to say that, this class does not behave properly
that, you people do not study at all that, I’m fed up!” Strange, isn't it?
Well, that’s not the only case I've encountered, there are
lots and lots of people I've met and interacted with who speak really bad English or
you can say that they speak 'Indlish', mixing their native
languages with English. But one can’t deny the fact that we Indians have a unique approach towards English, the way we write, speak and manipulate it. So here
it is-INDIAN ENGLISH
Indian English????What’s that? These questions must be
hovering around in your mind, right? So here we go!!
Indian English is the group of English
dialects spoken primarily in the Indian subcontinent.
After India got independence, attempts were being made to make English our
national language but due to protests from several states in India, it was
retained only for official purposes. The widespread of English all over India
led to different sort of adaptation in different states due to which people
from one state may speak English in the way they speak their dialect and that
reflects on the way they interpret the language and for them, some words in
English may have different meanings for them. Here is a sample
India, as we all know, is the mother of innumerable
languages like Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Kannada, English and a zillion dialects. But the thing is, people speak it while also mixing their local
dialect in it. Bihari English, Anyone? This leads to the invention of new
phrases and words in the so-called ‘Indlish Dictionary’. People here have a
habit of using words which the Americans or the Britishers don’t usually use or
have stopped using or maybe have never even heard of them ever. Here are some
of the words- Half-Pants according to Indians and Shorts according to others (read
American English). Purse in place of wallet, Hotel in place of restaurant and
hotel (actually most of the Indians prefer using the word Hotel since it’s easier
to pronounce, I suppose), Tomato Sauce instead of ketchup and zillions of words
of which we have laid the foundation stone. For more words, check this out-
English has become a very integral part of our life. We see
it everywhere. Posters, movies, magazines, newsletters etc. In fact, it is
really hard to survive in this world without knowing English. Everyone expects
that an educated well-to-do person speak classy English, write Shakespearean English and be the perfect English gentlemen. Some of us fulfill all those needs and some of us do
not so unfortunately. In the past many years, while killing my time browsing
Facebook. I've also come across some really horrible English. English, which
one after seeing would definitely would not want to live on this planet anymore.
You can see millions of such pictures online due to the widespread of Internet
to every hook and corner of this world.
Here are some of the pictures and videos I've collected and my
comments on them which depicts that “Some people do not give a damn
about English”.
This was the one I
liked the most . You can’t even imagine what the person was imagining while he
wrote this ‘proposal for phrandship’.
P.S- “ I watchman
her in college”. Speechless!!
All I can say is
R.I.P English and R.I.P Photoshop.” UFO
sayeeted in Pakistan”.
Anyone interested in tasty, delicious,
mouth-watering snakes?
Ummm…..Read, bang your head and scroll
down!
(I’m very much sure Rihanna will commit
suicide if she happens to come across this.)
Is that really supposed to be a notice???”Theft
are missing not taken action police and administration”
(Hats off to the police for atleast
getting the
spelling of administration correct!!)
English classes for lalies only!! What
kind of specie is lalies?Never heard of it though.
Had a good laugh? Didn't you? Now
coming to the point, I’ll again take this opportunity to say that Indian English has become an integral
part of our life. Nowadays, Indians have a habit of mixing English with their
very own local language resulting in a completely different kind of lingo. In
my school, order was said as ‘audi’, permission became ‘permi’, aggressive became
‘rangarh’ (By the way, I've never understood the word itself.), trolled became ‘bugging’
and many similar kind of words were used at that and is still used. That’s not
the story of only my school, many schools and colleges have their kind of 'language'. Not only schools and colleges, different places have different lingo
where a mixture of English and the local dialect is spoken sometimes resulting in the emergence of a completely new language.
The well-known Indian writer UR Ananthamurthy had remarked
English was a ‘father-tongue’, whilst the languages we speak in kitchens and
backyards, the ones we gossip in, are our mother-tongues. But the widespread of English language in India has led to
the use of English words in our backyard and kitchen talks and this is irresistible.
And then suddenly while we are talking about this stuff, “Why this Kolaveri Di”
comes to my mind.
The lyric of this song itself
indicates how we completely make a mish-mash of English sentences and words
because we seem to be comfortable speaking like that now.
It may be OK to use such lingo
but we have overlooked the fact that we, even after studying in an English
medium school don’t even know the basics of grammar. It may be attributed to
the negligence shown by our education system and we have to suffer in the later
stages of our lives.
However, the biggest problem is our ACCENT. I've conversed with a lot of
people and many of them speak English in such a manner that you cannot do
anything but nod just for the sake of it. I read somewhere that schools in Tamil Nadu
teach English with Tamil grammar because of which other people can't make out what
they are talking about (Not all but some of them). This is a common
phenomenon all over India and people from other countries make fun of it. Stand-up comedian
Russell Peters has taken a lot of dig at Indian accents. Here you go!!
Here is a phone conversation from
a movie on which I stumbled upon a long time back and it’s quite good.
And last but not the least, our
very own Lalu Prasad Yadav’s Speech in the Parliament. Pure Entertainment!!
On the brighter side, language experts believe that ‘Indlish’
is good for the future. According to David Graddol, a British Linguist who
studies English in non-English speaking countries, people will increasingly be called
upon to be proficient in more than one language. Graddol says young people in
countries like India will have an edge, since multilingualism will be valued
as a professional skill. At the same time, India needs to be more aware of the
evolution of English elsewhere in the world, as this will have an impact on its
competitiveness.
But then the question comes, how
should children in school be taught English? First of all, English is a
language which should be relished and there are two ways to learn it- having
fun with it or just learning it and today’s children know the difference
between both. I believe that we should also focus on the linguistic aspect of the
language so as to pronounce each and every word with precision. In addition to that, maximum
attention must be given to grammar which is always ignored. Not to forget,
always try to converse in English so that you come to know about your mistakes
and rectify them instead of being made fun of.
English will always be the language of
opportunity, but Indlish is the language of friendship. So we must speak in
English but with correct syntax.
KARTHIK VARDARAJAN
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